Winter Blues

Affected seasonal disorder. Silly humans. Back when you had nothing the winter was a cruel season that killed most of your herd. Yet food could be saved for long periods of time, and you adapted easily to the harsh winters. Now that you have everything, heat in your house, a car that is heated to travel you get depressed during the winter months. You are the ones that would be thinned out of the herd during natural selection. Now you do nothing but reproduce and spread you ill genes throughout the populace.

I'm not denying that your depressed, but it is of your own will that you depress yourself. So what it's cold, and the light is dimmed. There is so much fun in the winter that can be had. The first snowfall came swift this year. I had a snowball fight, drunk, on my way to the strip club. The thought of making a snow demon had occurred to me, but there just wasn't enough snow. It was glorious out. The new fallen snow, wet, heavy, just waiting to be shoveled, HA! My grin grew from ear to ear as I saw how much snow had come down. Perfect for doing donuts in my car.

I understand that your alone during the holidays, and that may sadden you. Why would you want to be around a bunch of miserable humans crying about their problems over eggnog. Complaining about work or home, they use the holidays to vent about their life. Your actually better off alone. They've made a holiday to make you feel bad that you don't have money. This is what society does. It makes the fun stuff illegal, and it makes you feel sad. You are a prisoner.