The year closes

Although this blog thing is new to me as it is to you, I find it something that I have done before. Only it is not the mis-representations of other, it is my own thoughts. I have spoken before, and written my thoughts but the words get burned, and the thoughts get turned around. I like the forum of call and response. All the anonymous posts, and all the real life responses in e-mail that aren't anonymous. I think you truly understand that you are special and know that you don't need guidance by being told what to do, you take what you need and become a stronger, keener, more powerful person. You would be weak if you just did as I said, and some of you do, pathetic as it is. It's only your first step, maybe someday you will venture out to control your own destiny. Not all can. There are only masters because there are slaves.

So one last thing for 2004. It's time to open your eyes. The world is becoming one society. You will die later, and grow up faster. You will have more fun if you allow yourself too. The secrets of your very nature are being unlocked, and the benefits are reaped if pay attention to the details. Let go of your inhibitions what ever they may be. They will only hold you back. Take advantage of every situation you can because you never know when the opportunity may present itself again. Expect everything, and deny nothing.

I know it's weird how positive the devil is. It's because the real evils of this world are the things you have come to know as being a productive part of a society. Why strive for productivity, when you can create the product. I create the product.

I will be having dinner with my close friends in which we will laugh at the fun times we had, gorge ourselves on expensive food, and wine. We will look towards the future; not hopeful eyes, but with vicious intent. When we finish our dinner and the smell of success is in the air we will venture out into the night. We will spend no money, we will drink to excess, we will have the sexiest girls looking our way. When you see us smile and know that your life has been forever changed because of us. You have now thought more than ever, and about things you didn't before. The stroke of midnight will bring the world to a new level of existence.

we are ready for you, I will not relent.

Winter Blues

Affected seasonal disorder. Silly humans. Back when you had nothing the winter was a cruel season that killed most of your herd. Yet food could be saved for long periods of time, and you adapted easily to the harsh winters. Now that you have everything, heat in your house, a car that is heated to travel you get depressed during the winter months. You are the ones that would be thinned out of the herd during natural selection. Now you do nothing but reproduce and spread you ill genes throughout the populace.

I'm not denying that your depressed, but it is of your own will that you depress yourself. So what it's cold, and the light is dimmed. There is so much fun in the winter that can be had. The first snowfall came swift this year. I had a snowball fight, drunk, on my way to the strip club. The thought of making a snow demon had occurred to me, but there just wasn't enough snow. It was glorious out. The new fallen snow, wet, heavy, just waiting to be shoveled, HA! My grin grew from ear to ear as I saw how much snow had come down. Perfect for doing donuts in my car.

I understand that your alone during the holidays, and that may sadden you. Why would you want to be around a bunch of miserable humans crying about their problems over eggnog. Complaining about work or home, they use the holidays to vent about their life. Your actually better off alone. They've made a holiday to make you feel bad that you don't have money. This is what society does. It makes the fun stuff illegal, and it makes you feel sad. You are a prisoner.