It's getting hot in here...
...so take off all your inhibitions. Yes that's right hell is becoming overcrowded by the weak minded and weak willed. It's just not "cool" in here. Time to leave your inhibitions behind and face the true nature of humanity. It's the only path to take for enlightenment. Get rid of those mental blocks that are stopping you from following your dreams. Or start small and just get rid of the mental block that's stopping you from talking to that person your attracted to, but are too afraid to ask out. If they say no, laugh it off, they don't know what they are missing out on. It's the new you.
Being summer in half the world, especially the half I'm in right now, 'cause it's hot, I'd like to comment on dating. Yes the passions of warm weather brings out the beast in us all, and thank you beautiful women for treating guys like shit and ending up in hell with me. It's oh so nice to have you here. Strippers are excluded because they get treated like shit and it's kind of a never ending circle with them, so I give them a special room, with me. Anyways I don't want anyone to be afraid to walk up to a complete stranger and say hi. Remember you have the power to make your own will, and with that power you have persuasion as your guide. Even the geekiest guy can bang a model, even the most annoying talkative chick can get a boyfriend. Remember it is within your grasp as long as you think you have the power to achieve your goal. Even if that goal is banging two strippers at the same time. It can be achieved. No selling of the soul needed for picking up that perfect life mate, even if you live life day to day, hour by hour. Look them in the eye and tell them that you stopped dead in your tracks and you had to talk to them, that your very life depends on seeing their smile. How if you had only one wish it would be to have the most pleasurable experience of your life with them at this very moment. Or anything along those lines.
Listen those who hesitate, masturbate. It's been proven amonst the ages that this is true. So go out have fun, remember that how you present yourself is how others see you. If you present yourself as not having fun people will pick up on that. If you present yourself as the coolest, most happening person around, no matter how you look you can get laid. Go forth and be pleasured, it is time.
Being summer in half the world, especially the half I'm in right now, 'cause it's hot, I'd like to comment on dating. Yes the passions of warm weather brings out the beast in us all, and thank you beautiful women for treating guys like shit and ending up in hell with me. It's oh so nice to have you here. Strippers are excluded because they get treated like shit and it's kind of a never ending circle with them, so I give them a special room, with me. Anyways I don't want anyone to be afraid to walk up to a complete stranger and say hi. Remember you have the power to make your own will, and with that power you have persuasion as your guide. Even the geekiest guy can bang a model, even the most annoying talkative chick can get a boyfriend. Remember it is within your grasp as long as you think you have the power to achieve your goal. Even if that goal is banging two strippers at the same time. It can be achieved. No selling of the soul needed for picking up that perfect life mate, even if you live life day to day, hour by hour. Look them in the eye and tell them that you stopped dead in your tracks and you had to talk to them, that your very life depends on seeing their smile. How if you had only one wish it would be to have the most pleasurable experience of your life with them at this very moment. Or anything along those lines.
Listen those who hesitate, masturbate. It's been proven amonst the ages that this is true. So go out have fun, remember that how you present yourself is how others see you. If you present yourself as not having fun people will pick up on that. If you present yourself as the coolest, most happening person around, no matter how you look you can get laid. Go forth and be pleasured, it is time.
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